Wallet pop had a great
article about The recession proof career.
Most providers beg to differ because they aren’t making the proverbial 2,000 to 5,000 a week like they used to.. Instead , they may only make ” 800 to 2,000 a week. Well, Pity on their
souls only making that little.
I do not know many others
that make that once a week, in what we call, civvy land. Civvy land - Is the
world according to you - the reader- that is not in the adult
industry.
A Hobbyist ( client ) On
TheEroticreview.com / NY board stated this about the article . This from a
MAN : ” The only difference between free pussy and providers, is that in
the long run, free pussy, ( wives and girlfriends) are a lot more expensive !! ”
I say, put down your prada purses and Jimmy Choo shoes, Take Neiman Marcus out of your bookmarks - Trade in your bmw , mustang, or Hummer and have a more efficient car
like everyone else. Trust me, people are probably rolling their eyes at you
anyhow.
Sell your extra vacation home
in Puerta Valata / sell your timeshare in Florida . Go to Niagara
Falls instead , Go see a Pro Football or Hockey game in your favorite city . Go
To Where Dreams are made of. Buffalo. Ny ! LOL !!
Go see how people live in
Amish country to really appreciate life. Go visit your local childrens hospital
. Do something useful besides complaining.
If you make 800 a week -
Thats 3200 a month. If you make a grand a week - thats 4,000 a month .. If you
make 2 grand a week , that’s 8,000 a month. Go volunteer at your local soup
kitchen . And try to come back to reality again .
We ARE recession proof.
If you are reading this blog
and say ” But Ciara, I make over 2 grand a week and I havent seen any
decline in my business ” . Then click the little x in the right hand
corner. You actually KNOW how to run your business ! And hats off to you and
I’ll send you a bowl of Soup! Way to be -
You know, along time ago when the earth was green - there was more kind of “new girls” than you have ever seen -
For years, many girls have asked me - How do you do it .. How do you become an escort - well it was easy then - tell them where to put up some ads- tell them how to act right - cause that is what they are getting paid for and that is that - Viola `. you’re an escort !! Lay in the bed , sit at your computer waiting for the phone to ring while peeling grapes- and Yes, Viola` you are an escort !!
So now- The past year- I get INSANE people telling me “ I want to be an escort and have no clue how to go about it.. your site looks very smart - you seem popular- “
Yes I am smart and popular, but out of 800, 000 ( more really ) escorts in the USA, they pick me ? WHATEVER.. This means, they aren’t new. I mean, did they google, ” Smart Escort “ or ” How to be a hooker in 1 day ? “ And up comes www.buffalocharm.com? . Would ya just slap me and call me stupid please ?
So, Yeah, I write this stupid series of PHD’s… I only write them when I am mad, and they take me less than 10 minutes to write - TONS of funny nonsense /information packed in them - the only thing the majority of girls get out of them is ” Can you please send me your Ciara 007 screening tips.. ”
NOW COME ON -
Do i really know who is emailing me ? Is it a man , is it a cop ? Is it a wife ? So , I make them pay for my screening tips now- they get so tickled when i say, ” Sure 35 dollars for them “… ROFLMAO.. Makes me LAUGH -
Or girls I know somewhat, I tell them to go to Dangerzone411.com ( after they are screened and canvased better than an FBI Agent LOL ) .. and they are all about.. ” THIS SITE IS SO AMAZING .. OMg What a wonderful idea …. OMG what a wealth of information… OMG OMG OMG.. ” Til, their 7 day free trial is up - And I never see them again.! It makes me giggle - Oh I know, times are tough.. especially for those poor girls with 200 dollar ads on EROS, 400 dollar ads on RS2k.. Paid ads on CV …
So i get the good phone call the other day- From Some girl claiming shes an Artvoice girl (for national girls- Artvoice is our rag sheet here in Buffalo ) - wants to get out of the papers and get on line.. ( because it costs 90 dollars to advertise there ) ROFL.. ( I guess the internet is cheaper ? ) How does she do it ? Where does she go ? How does she screen - Young black girl - I told her two places to go to - Apparently there was still more info to know… I mean.. these people actually want me to sit on their laps for one day and teach them everything I have learned in 11 years.. ( and still learning ) That don’t happen Susy Q. Before that , she was all about getting together and talking and bringing her laptop with her. I think she thought she had a free ticket into Castle De’ Ciara - LOL .. After I told her about the 11 years and that a magician doesnt teach all their tricks- therefore, they wouldn’t be a magician-and to meet me and the local pub- .. No phone call today .. LOL.. Dammit.. So here I sit, Peeling grapes !
Let me tell you about the email I received last week- I get an email last Friday- From Some Rainbow chick… That is wanting to network with ” High Class ” providers.. She sends me her ONE craigslist ad she has posted in Hudson Valley… Sends me her myspace page- Now if she knows where to find us : HighClass Providers ” Why not just take a look at my site, see where i advertise, and go from there ? ” Heck.. many girls do that,, and a few years later, i see posted on a message board somewhere… That I am the reason why they are so thankful for their financially secure life.. Hell, I don’t even know they follow . It’s a good feeling -..
Anyhow,
This Rainbow chick emails all my friends on my banner links - addresses them all as Ciara- and wants to know how to be an escort and wants to network with high quality providers and so on - Cause she doesnt know Ciara that well. Some of the emails, she did know Ciara very well. So I called her and left her a few choice words - To leave my friends alone… How did I know this- well, all of us network together- I got about 30 phone calls if not more over the weekend.. and forwarded emails from my friends.. Who is this girl ? Why is she messaging me ? Why is she calling me Ciara … Everyone that knows me - knows how much I love when people fuck with me on weekends- My bestest friend in Canada told her ” Oh , Then I guess you really don’t know Ciara too well afterall ” … The girl started screaming at her like a lunatic-
Well, if there are any new girls reading this blog -
let me tell you three things you have to have in this business *** A criminal mind ( why yes, you have to have a criminal mind to be a criminal ) ***Money ( you have to have money to make money, Thats any business. And yes, fucking is a business ) **** and just a mind, period … ***Have some smarts..
No girl that has been around for more than two years or so - is going to give you any info at all -
They think you are a cop -
They think you are a girl coming back as somone new- you know, the girl that thinks she knows everything… doesnt network with anyone.. cause she thinks she is safe all on her own ? that is until, She spends a couple of days or weeks behind a few bars dressed in Orange- all of a sudden -She needs some friends-
Form 1 ” hi, im from LA, im new, I need to know how to be an escort, a provider at the gym told me about your site ” I mean, cmon.. did the girl tell the other girl during a 30 minute circuit training.. ” Hey i want to be a hooker, know where i should go ? ” And the civilian says, why yes, ” Go to Dangerzone411.com ” ROFLMAO
So I tell Miss New girl - to tell Miss Work Out Barbie to email me and vouch for her.. Miss New Sue emails and tells me, the Gym Barbie, didn’t want to email me.. can she still get in ? OY !! ROFL..
Form 2 : Then I get Miss Hogan , who is new to Vegas, hasnt a clue what to do - She claims has astounding reviews but doesnt send them - and Miss So and so can vouch for her- A provider that has been in two times and never wants to stay and pay… So I get the vouch from provider one, and Miss New Bee, her email is coming from Ohio. Not Vegas.. So Miss Ohio ’s astounding reviews.. were a whole 3 in the same month , written by men with no other reviews… Can you just lick me where I pee miss New Bee ? DO i really seem as dumb as you look ?
Form 3 :Let’s not foget- Miss Ivana, that used to be Miss Vana, that used to be Miss Vani, That used to be, Miss Wiona, that is now, Miss Iguana.. why shhhhhhhhh, I’d never know - Maybe she can get into Dz again or do a banner exchange with me ! How the hell would I know ? Afterall, Im a national touring escort for 11 years, I don’t know much or who’s who. Not to mention I have over 2200 girls emailing me with the scoop and the skinny on someone, in some city, in some state, and some country on any given day… I know the news from Anchorage Alaska, to Albany NY. I never the scoop from Sydney Australia, To Singapore. But shhhhhhhh, don’t tell . Ciara won’t know a thing..
Form 4 Did I Mention - Miss VIP, Miss BBW, Miss Erotica , MissXXX that is best friends with MissJudd, MissJuggs, Miss Luggs and has a pimp named Thugs ? But, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’d never know that ! That her pimp is her manager, cause she doesn’t know how to use a computer and he has access to every ladies board there is -
I forgot another banner freak - a new a girl from Hawaii.. - who goes through all my banner links- tries to do banner exchanges with all my friends on my banner links - Gets whoever on there - and now her site is down for construction ? After being a banner nazi and total harrassment in the 1st degree -.. How weird is that ? VERY !
In a soup bowl, quite the same as a nutshell - Here’s the skinny on it all - Just because you raise your hand in this industry and say ” I’m a ho, ” does not entitle you to information ( Thank you Miss Arizona for that quote ) ( A B B , you’re the bomb ) . If you are going to learn from the best… Then do it the way we did- By earning the respect from men and ladies alike. This doesn’t happen overnight. And It can only be done by YOU.. Not me or anyone else that trains you .. the only way we can train you - is what works for us ! We have no clue what will work for you -
After reading all this - You want to become an escort- why sure - I’ll help you - Money keeps the nonsense makers away !
Cause no one wants to pay for a single thing - People tend to fuck around less when there is money involved.
500 to teach you via my book -
100 for my screening tips-
Now, if you want me to come sit on your lap - that will cost alot more-
Perhaps, as soon as ciara finds a safe venue - Ciara will be giving Seminars Wait til you see the ticket prices for that ! HAHA.. That wasn’t my idea- Some girls from NJ/NYC that want me to open an agency called.. ” I GOT YO GIRLZ ” .. Long funny story. Perhaps another blog.. Can ya stand it ? hahaha
PS. Oh ! Did I tell you about the 23 year old from San Francisco ? She has one review on Redbook and apparently gives safety courses to escorts. Been around for 6 months - Why yes.. Send me a ticket to that seminar, I’d love to sit in on that one -
1- Don’t booze it up in your
rooms - Don’t smoke it up in your rooms or cars. Don’t fall asleep half drunk
and Pilled up if you have a double partner waiting to show.
2- Always remember a touring
buddy is simply there to help in the driving, the expenses along the way. They
aren’t there to help you market yourself - or help you make money. They are
there to do their own thing. They aren’t there to hold and coddle you if you
aren’t getting any business. They don’t want to eat meals with you ,or talk to
you between their calls. They are busy. Leave a touring buddy to her work.
3- One touring girl may
always make more money than than her buddy in one city. That’s the way the chips
fall. Because one city is good to her - doesn’t mean its going to be good for
you . Vice Versa .Spend the off time marketing yourself for the next city. See
what the other touring girls are doing to get business. Ask your gentlemen
friends to write mini reviews of you . ( not 1 week later boys, THAT DAY ” )
4- Don’t pry into a providers
personal life. It’s not YOUR business. Nor is your life, her business. Be
careful what you tell people. Because your touring buddy can pay for gas or a
hotel room, does not make her your best friend for life. Never tell ANYONE your
personal life.
5- Make sure you do your
marketing strategically - before you are on the road- and when you get to your
destination.
6- Make sure you and your
touring buddy are as compatible as possible . Kinda like a sorted love affair.
7- Make sure you have your
OWN Rooms, even on different floors. There is NO reason for providers to be
sharing rooms. Too much traffic to ONE room / floor , just isn’t a
good thing.
8- When touring in one
city - make sure to mix up your hotels a bit if you are in one area more than a
week or two .
9- do not count your money in front of your
touring buddy. If you made 10 cents more than her, she may eat you for dinner.
10- Do not tell your touring buddy how much
money you made. It isn’t her business. Tell her to pipe it
down.
11- If you smoke cigarettes and your touring
partner doesn’t , Please be kind enough to put that shit out.
12- Because your touring buddy didn’t work out,
don’t go on a rampage on how she stole all your shit. She’s the one that made
all the good money to buy her own crap. She doesn’t need your old outdated
crap.
13- If you book your hotel for you and your
touring buddy, Please make sure TO Research THAT AREA, whats going on with
events at that hotel and so on. Please don’t make the mistake of trying to stay
at the same hotel THE POPE is staying at. ( HONEST, that happened to a girl in
NYC , peed myself ! rofl)
14-If you book your hotel for you and your
touring buddy, Please don’t make the mistake of trying to stay at the same
hotel The NFL Superbown team is staying at andthen wonder why there are armed
guards and security all over the joint. ( HONEST, that happened too !!
peed myself again ! rofl)
15- No, this stuff didn’t happen to Ciara. I
tour alone, Cause I don’t want Number 1 through 14 happening to me ..Are you
haha’ing ? I am
Those of you that knew her - knew her well -
those of you that didnt -
She would tell you to go straight to he-ll
this time last year- we were getting ready to put out her new site -
She was feeling so much better and ready to get back to work -
She was doing pretty well -
we lost our miki in August of last year -
I miss her with all my heart and Soul !!
Im afraid to leave my office now,cause i know shes going to do something to show me a sign -
In November - when i took down her ” In memory ” Banner for christmas- all sorts of weird sh*t happened in my house.. LMAO
Happy Birthday Miki !!
Here is a blog she wrote last year- 2 days before her birthday-
She was getting ready for her T-er Birthday party - http://escortblogs.net/mikithemilf.htm?blog=20060512120438
we wont say what happened to the guest list
-crazy stuff -
I bunch of misfits got a hold of her birthday party guestlist ( all her clients ) Had a T-er meet n greet- and didnt invite her to it - even turned her away at the door -
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You know, it’s amazing, how many men use the adult industry as a dating site - As many of my readers know, I have girlfriends all over the country. Yes all over. There isn’t a city I can’t go to in any state, where I don’t know an escort or 5 in this industry !
A Boston Provider friend of mine said to me today on the phone :
“Ciara, there aren’t any good men in Boston to date. They are all broke. So One guy asked me out on a date - and after, I asked him if he wanted to go to the Ritz Carlton bar for drinks. He said he was broke. He just paid his car note. She said to him ” Look at me, I wear Gucci,GUESS and have Chanel earrings on. Do you really think you can keep on dating me ? ? “ ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
So - One of my other friends who travels the whole country has one telling her, how much he loves her . Of course, she doesn’t love him. Of course, we all enjoy our time together with our fellow gents. But, uhm love? Cmon, if you can fall in love for an hour or two, that must be some GOOOOOOD Pussy… She tells me
“Ciara, I’ve been around long enough to know, That ” I love you “ translates to - “I want some pussy for free ”
Ok, So in New Jersey.. last week.. A GREAT friend of mine says to me ” After they see me 4-5 times, they want to take me to movies and coffee…FoR FREE ” WTF.. DO I Have adultfriendfinder stamped on my head ! ? ” I have enough movies and coffee and friends !!
Anyhow, once in a blue moon , I get one of these cling ons as well. I mean, does my site not say it all ? Come fall in love, for an hour or two … That doesnt mean a year or two. Or three or four .
Men don’t even know what they are in for when it comes to trying to date an escort- fall in love with an escort .
Heck , lets not forget about our sugardaddy boys all over the country. They think , exclusive arrangement, means,” I own your ass. ” They try to stalk girls day and night ! Then when the arrangement date is up - they threaten to tell your family what you do ?
Crazy men. You boys think you run into crazy ladies ? Hell, You never asked us about our Star Trek cling ons we have-
What am I trying to relay in this message ?
That escorts and hobbyists are friends with benefits- that we run a business, we work, just like you . And of course… Dont say I love you , Cause we all know it means ” I want free pussy ” .. LMAO
t’s to funny how girls panty collections just disappear before our eyes. We want to wear our favorite , and they are gone !
We look under the bed
Under the dresser
Under the covers
In the laundry
Maybe we dropped them outside the laundry room somewhere
Maybe got thrown in a closet real quick by accident..
Nope favorite panties arent around ! Dammit. I mean its ok if you have 85 black thongs/panties- But when that dwindles down to 3 pair.. we get a little irate ! LOL
Now I hide my panties when they come off during appointments. I kinda throw them under the bed or tuck them somewhere under the covers so they can’t find them.. LOL
Well, Hey.. there is always a man to break every rule !
A gentlemen friend today ASKED ME if he could have my panties after our time together !! WOOOT WOOOT ! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I told him.. SURE !! How fun !!
He asked me where they were, that he didn’t see them anywhere.. Ciara said…
” why were you looking for them before you asked ? ”
He was blushing..
Hahahahha…
I went to my Soupity Duper hiding spot and got my panties.. I gave him my panties ! He was too sweet ! I wonder if he will auction them off ? haHAhAH.Kidding
So : to all men that steal panties. Really just ask ! You can have Ciara’s panties anytime !!
So, I’m talking to one of my male friends in Civvyland - You know, that land we HATE TO GO TO? Anyhow - I tell him all my trials and tribulations and all my events of the day. He knows everything about me..
I tell him , didn’t I tell you last month that there was rumor of a Truck strike on April 1st ? “Tell me I am right again ! ” LOL
Friend : Who told you that anyhow ?
Me : An escort friend ( insert name )
Friend : Thats all you girls do is yappity smack all day. You all don’t know anything, you just think you do ..
ME : I WAS LIVID - And it isn’t even PMS week LOL…
” SOme of the most smartest people I know I have met through the industry. Some of the most dumbest people I know I have met outside of it . ”
I hung up.. I was livid -
Why is it? Because we are escorts ? we don’t know a thing !!
God - I am fucking mad, insulted and frustrated-
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This is the word of Ciara
Amen
Todays soup of the day is
IDIOT SOUP
Please do not tell other escorts you have seen me, simply by saying:
“My name is Mike and I have seen Ceara of buffalo ”
“My name is Michael and I live near the blvd and I have seen Sierra ”
” My name is Mike, And I have seen Cierra. She lives in a blue house.
” Yes , I have seen Clara of Buffalo, My name is mike and I am 35 ”
For the love of Soup… Do you know how many Mikes I have seen in Buffalo in the past month ???? In the past year ?
This may sound kinda slutty, But how do you sound, with not even knowing how to spell my name or what color house I live in ? LOLOL
Its only Monday and it’s Mike week.
Boys, if you need references, every man in the city of Buffalo and cleveland, know That I am more than happy to provide. I did not simply see you by going on the name Mike .. Give a girl a clue for heavens sake.
Ps Mike - Please give a little more info than Mike.. We dont care about your home, significant other, kids,cars or life .We have our own. We surely do not want yours.
This is the word of Ciara,
Amen
Todays soup of the day is,
Mike Soup
I’ve been in the industry so long,I’ve seen so many retire, so many move on.. Bigger and better things I guess…
I remember, the days of Jenna Brant and when she first started..
I remember the days of Gina Depalma, when she first started on the net. That was fun stuff. We used to email all the time. Then she got big. shes a superstar. woohoo, Total respect for the girl. She’s one that I admire.. Then one day she told me, i wasnt a real hooker, cause I didnt have garters and stilettos on in my pics.. LOL… shes so very kewl.. Just something that ya never forget. That was 4 years ago. Now I always take my Stilettos with me on photoshoots cause those words ring in my head. Hahah
I remember the days of Autumn Rayne the porn queen. We use to exchange banners and network on the computer through emails of just chitty chat.. She was amazing.She still is !! She stayed, cause she made many friendships in some part of this crazy industry !!!
I remember when Bebedoll first started and I watched her from afar.. How I admired her and all the men that did too ! I thought that was soooooooo kewl… what she once told me when I screwed up the biggest meeting of my escorting life…
“Ciara, its ok, you make a better whore than a secretary. ” I never stop thinking about that when I make some sort of blooper.. And I’ll even tell my gentlemen callers that, that get mad at me.. hahahha.
I remember Jacqueline of Buffalo, when I couldnt figure out how to advertise on the net 7 years ago or where to go…I typed in Buffalo escorts and found her on aspd. Hell, if it wasnt for her. I wouldn’t be here right now. She said to me ” I was so sick of getting fake people asking me to help them, you came across as so real in your email “She told me shortly after ‘ Oh Ciara, dont say what you think , no one will want to see you ” ROFLMAO.. Now girls ask me ” How do you know all these places to advertise, how do you know all these programs, how do you know web design.. ” I taught myself. No ones going to sit on your lap and do it for you. if you want to be an escort, it isnt about fucking. It’s learning a computer and its every click. if you dont know a compter, You just arent going to make alot of money. Thats the end of that story.
We still talk about many things, and she says ” You know you are so right, I never thought of that ” After I tell her, Uhm, jack, you taught me that, we both burst out laughing !! She says ” Did I? ”
I remember, when askjeeves wife got busted and it was the talk of the century.
I remember, when the entire country had disposable incomes and the police dept’s had nothing. Now, many are broke, but police dept’s are rich. No thanks to our good tax money put to use. They wasted about 12 grand in Kissimee Florida last month, to catch 3 girls. ROFL..They were even dumb enough to put it in the papers saying : ” due to the tight screening efforts of prostitutes, it is very hard to get them now ‘ ..
I wanted to write back, “Yes it is mother fuckers ”
I remember when the industry was safe, and no one bothered anyone. Now many girls want to slit one anothers throat just to get that extra 300 or 500 at the end of the day. It’s a crying shame..
I remember, when it was so fun to escort !! Oh wait, it still is !!
It takes a strong thick skin to stay in as long as many girls have. That is love of the business. Not the love of money. Thats the love of every aspect of the industry….The love of men, the love of the friendships that one makes here every step of the way.
Now I totally lost sense of what the hell I was blogging about in the first place.Hahaha
Anyhow, off to bed, I have a photoshoot tomorrow, and you will all DIE LAUGHING at whats in the soup kettle on this one !!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today & what did you think?
Damn, I need to do my hair
2. How much cash do you have on you?
3.00 dollars.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?”
whore
4. Favorite planet?
Ur-anus.. Most people talk out of it
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Some OCD guy from Long Island. He is also my 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th missed call.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Air raid siren - its in my group called OCD
7. What shirt are you wearing?
kiwi green , Go figure
8. Do you “label” yourself?
Plays well with others
9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
Harley Davidson sandles,dont buy them, they suck
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
It was Jacqueline, shes always got the original ones ! She’s original
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to Octavia in NYC
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Dear Mom, Can I use your credit card to register my car? and I’ll pay you back Friday ?
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
They went out of biz in NY. Go figure LOL
16> What word do you say alot?
Mother scratcher ..aka.Mother fucker..
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Miki, honest ! Thats how we always hung up the phone. I do that with all my dear friends.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My pusscake, I havent shaved for 2 days LOL
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Coffee,cigs
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
Uhm.. does anyone still develop rolls of film? Get off my blog if you do .. LOL
21. Favorite age you have been so far
40~! My beloved told me before I turned 40.. Just wait til your turn 40. Life changes, It changes hard, it changes good. He was right ! ( that isn’t to often LOL)
22. Your worst enemy?
ME
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Me and my beloved at the Blue Rodeo concert at artpark
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
No, you cannot use my credit card !
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
well, id bet them a million bucks I’d fly LOL
26. Do you like someone?
lame
27. The last song you listened to?
Some old Billy Joel Shit.. why do they only play old Billy Joel songs in NYS.. FOR FUCK SAKES
This is what I do on the computer..VIPS read on
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I work on other projects
I blog.
The soup nazis email does not allow most aol emails to go thru ..
I do not sign on messenger often .
I am going to NYC in 3 days.
I do not appreciate emails asking me ” where will you be, let me know.”
YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW until the day of our
appt where Ill be.
Amazing thing is, all my appts there are from established hobbyists. I guess because they are well known, there is no need to follow rules.
WRONG. No soup for you this year !
Im in midtown Manhattan. Thats where Ill be !Every 3 feet of ny streets has a subway station.
Weekends. My friend LadyBj in Philly will love this one. ” I know you dont work on weekends, Does Sunday count as a weekday ? ”
My weekends, are Friday Saturday Sunday. Call me old school. Those are the weekend days I grew up with .
My forms. Why do people book with me 2 months in advance ? I have no way to keep track of that, As I dont keep records, or lists. Give me a break.
” Do you have new pics ? ”
My body is still the same. My hair is still red. No i dont have new pics.
8 emails in one day. `Ciara are you there ?` `Ciara why arent you answering my emails ?` `Ciara, are you ignoring me.` `Ciara please answer my emails.` `Ciara are we still getting together on the 18th of November at 8 pm.` ( Mind you , this is all from one person.)
How does one make it more clear. I mean, I am the Soup Nazi and all. If I don’t take calls on weekends. Apparently I am not at my computer on weekends. Thencefore, I can’t answer your annoying emails and 12 im’s that follow. So, to the Obsessive compulsive disordered person, NO I WON’T SEE YOU, YOU have a mental problem.
As us girls, we all have our rules and regulations, in this life, and in real life. You know the drill. Don’t call from a blocked number, don’t ask rates, don’t do this, don’t do that, don’t put your fingers in my coo-coo without washing them , and please groom your nails. I don’t like your initials carved into my uterus.
So I get the funniest Instant message yesterday and it began like this..
“Hi Soup Nazi, I’ve been a fan of yours for quite a while !” LOL
The Soup Nazi!!!!!! Now. I’ve been called a thing or three in my day, but the
Soup Nazi? Outrageously funny roars the Ciara Herald! It is based on a Seinfeld episode about a man called the Soup Nazi because of the strict ordering procedures at his soup restaurant.
The Soup Nazi’s place is at the northeast corner of 55th and 8th in New York! She isn’t in Buffalo ! LOL!
“The Soup Nazi” made some of the best soup in the city of New York and his customers lined up around the block to wait for his savory concoctions. When ordering soups the customer had to follow these strict procedures:
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Ordering Procedure
1. When you walk in move immediately to the right
2. Order your soup with no enthusiasm at all
3. Put your money on the counter and move to your left
4. Take your soup and do not give any comments
Tip! Never push your luck and ask for bread. If the Soup Nazi was not pleased with the way you presented yourself at his soup counter he would yell “No soup for you, Next!” And if you really irritated him he said “No soup for you! Come back. One year. Next!”
This is the best ever ! Thank you my dear friend for giving me a chuckle !
So I post a message of Opinion on a review board about, You’ve guessed it !
S * H * O* E * S !!!
Where to get good shoes that will fit me still in a month. I have such a problem with only being a size five. While of course, only getting one good response out of a whole 4 LOL!!!! One that I had gotten was.. ” these great shoes that I generally spend 500.00 on ”
Well holy FUCK! Let me say it again louder ! H O L Y FUCK !! :
500 dollar pair of shoes? I had to laugh. All I thought was, *no wonder some girls complain of being slow, or cutting the next girls throat to get a call. Her rent or bills arent due, She needs shoes *
Myself, I’m an ebay kinda girl, STILL!! I’m a Walmart kinda girl, STILL!! I will ask and wheel and deal for the floor model of my big screen TV and then recite the laws of retail in New York State if they do not accomodate me !
I work out at the gym on a gift certificate I bought off of Ebay-
I will haggle over the flaw of the Liz Claiborne Purse on sale for 35.00 at the nearest outlet mall if it has a flaw. (New York state says , If it’s not marked “as is “, it can be discounted *lol* )
I will wheel and deal over the 20 dollar pair of awesome Faded Glory hip hugger jeans at Walmart if they are hanging on the hanger the wrong way . ( Im sure there is a law, ILL FIND IT DAMMIT!)
I send my soup back at Applebees if it isnt fresh and make sure they take the 3.29 off the check. Yes, even though I make a sickening amount of Money, Applebees is my favorite chain restaruant..I do not like Whores ovaries, I refuse to eat snails. Applebees is safe, Its all identifiable !
I just bought the most awesome Anne Klein Suit at Salvation Army.. Haha.. A little high priced for there.. 19.99 FOR FUCK SAKE! No deal. The cashier wasnt going for the ” It smells Musty, Ill have to take it to the dry cleaners ” kick.. BITCH (if she’s reading)
The Banana Republic chick! God bless you! I saw that same blouse in Aeropastale` for 25. It had a thread hanging.. Come with me to the mall and I’ll get you a discount !
My sons summer shorts, all to small. All the good buy one get one free grocery sales over the winter. I go through his shorts and think ” Bah, these will be ok for swimming !” I think I bought them 4 years ago for 5 bucks at Old Navy ! Not to mention, he now has 45 pair of shorts he can swim in.
No matter how much money I have, I just couldn’t. Am I judging others for loving the finer things in life? Possibly. I mean there isn’t anything wrong with it of course. However, when there is territorial fence post pissing going on, it’s insane. Drama schmama ! All over shoes ! Cracks me up.
I don’t even have a wish list with all those wacky designer items.. I’d be so tickled if someone bought me something I forget every week from my weekly outings.
Like :
*An Algae Eater: Mine croaked. I forget to go to the Fish store to buy one.
*Hefty Bags, For christ sake ! I always forget them and get so angry. Send my son out for some on his jaunts to mall, after work, or to a friends. He comes home ” I forgot the garbage bags ” *holding head *
Welp, (ciaraBonics for Well) Its bedtime, Off come the oldmaid houseslipper I bought from Target and into dreamland!
Only to dream of me, 20 years from now, in Florida, at a hotel I was given on Price line. I’ll dream of swimming with the discounted Dolphins ( I’ll probally tell them its my dying wish)Then, kick up my Westies I bought on sale at Famous Footwear with a 5.00 off coupon. The coupon I convinced them I could use the 10% off coupon with, because the shoes were tried on by other people.
~Goodnight Mrs Kalabash wherever you are !~
( Probally at K-mart that cheap bitch)
A Taxing Situation
This is not a comprehensive guide, and sex workers should consult a tax preparer or attorney for specific guidance. You may also contact the SWP at 646/602.5617 with general questions about this issue.
Because you are an escort- Because you are in some field of the adult entertainment industry, Some girls think that because they are escort- they cannot live like real people.
They think that because they are a sexworker, that they do not have rights. They think that because they are in the Adult industry they can not break bread and eat a bowl of soup or three at the finest dining establishment . They think that because they were raped, stalked, harassed, or beaten, they cannot go to the police . They think that because they do not have a ‘real ‘ job, they cannot have a house or any piece of property. They think they cannot buy a brand new car. In a soup bowl, Quite like wrapping it all up in a nutshell , Escorts, sexworkers, hookers, courtesans, and Dancers, think they do not have rights. The Soup Nazi, Ciara from Buffalo, is here to tell you. YOU ARE HUMAN, and you can do any of these things.. and, YOU DO HAVE RIGHTS.
Why not.. You MAKE MORE MONEY than any tax attorney that you think will judge you. ! You make more money than any CPA that you think you have to tell your life story to. . You make more money than a manager of a restaurant that may not let you slurp soup with the best of em`. You make more money than any law enforcement officer that may 2nd guess you. If you don’t , Then you are doing something wrong and you haven’t read the first 9 chapters
Lets face it, even if you only do 10 calls a week at 250. That is 2500.00 That is 120,000 a year you just made if you multiply it by 12 ! 5 calls a week at 250? Anyhow, that’s another PHD.
Taxes
Get a DBA - ( doing business as ) Start Small. What is a DBA ? It is a business license. You own and run a business. Every girl, Every adult entertainent person, web designers included, SHOULD BE PAYING THEIR TAXES! Do NOT ever think it WILL never happen to you. If I ever told anyone the girls I know of getting busted for tax evasion, It would make your head spin. You know them, I know them. They are small time girls, just like me and you. Small time, 150- 1000 dollar an hour girls. Needless to say, They pay their taxes now. You can find how to get a DBA by Googling “DBA IN ( YOUR STATE).”
No, You do NOT have to tell your CPA what it is you do.
Heck if ya wanna be bold, go ahead Being honest, will help you in the long run. Remember- the more you make, the more they will make. exotic dancer, web design, photography..
Don’t, however, bother with the H&R Blocks of the world. In my experience, all they do is fill out paperwork..they don’t help you find deductions and expenses you might not have been aware you were entitled to. ( I copied that from somewhere, but it is oh so very true !) I have had that experience..
As for the how to’s, what forms, the tax laws, They vary from state to state. I cannot tell you that.. Hire a professional. That is why you are a professional. Your money should go into your business first and a good can of soup with no sodium :). Make sure you ask your CPA what kind he likes. Your tax professional is your friend !!
Are CPA’s expensive ?
They aren’t as expensive as lawyers when your ass ends up in jail. Worry about your cheap condoms online and inexpensive lingerie later. After all, you can’t wear that to the Federal Pen
Get a DBA
Get a CPA
Ask your lawyer what to do !
You know, the one you have on retainer ? Yes EVERY GIRL SHOULD HAVE THAT TOO!! ( Oh, thats another PHD !)
How do I file mine?
Well , that is kinda personal eh ? Did you want to know how I shave my pussy too and how far I have to go back with the razor at the age of 40? I won’t tell you that either. Let’s leave it to your vivid imagination
Get your act together and file your taxes.
It is really that simple. It just makes the industry and what you do, that less ‘dirty’. You will feel better about yourself if you do. Be a law abiding citizen.
Traveling
Of course traveling is for the more experienced provider. It works the same as any incall you are in a hotel. You follow all the same rules.. Steal sheets from the maids, towels, washclothes, etc. Never ask, thats right, just steal them.. You know I have a secret Ciara007 list for how to work discreetly out of your hotel room. It’s unfortunate that some coppy mother fuckers may be reading this, so we wont say here.. Hahaha MR Marriot, thought you would read something good eh ? I’m not telling you either Mr Hilton.
What we will talk about is places to travel and how to do it a little more safely. Without spewing too much of our secrets.
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Cities
he best cities to travel to are Tier 2 cities. ” Ciara, what in the hell are Tier 2 cities ? ” Tier 1- are your major metro cities- Chicago, NYC, LA.You get it.
Tier 2- Albany, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Philly. You get it.
Tier 3- Hoakey towns. Allentown PA, Williamsport Pa, Ashtabula Ohio, Bloomington/Bedford Indiana. So hoakey, I used to live there.. LOL
So anyhow, Tier 2 cities are the best. Many girls think they will make their money in Major Metro areas. Well you better have a lot to offer or already have a rep that proceeds yourself to do such. You are in competition with 10,000 other escorts that flood that city.
Take Mikithemilf.com. Shes known Nationally for her wit, her creative flare, her love for sex and men, her love for life. She can go to Anchorage ALaska and men will know her. As for Gretta Greenthumb, flutter your wings in small city first if you don’t have alot to bring to the table.
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When traveling, travel light. How much do you really need for 3-4 days in a hotel room, where you will never see the light of day, and are naked most of the time ? You don’t need 7 outfits,12 pieces of lingerie.. Pack light in case you have to get up out of dodge like a vendor on a street corner in Times Square selling hot Prada Bags. (it’s funny how fast they snap up their tables)
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When traveling by plane, its probably not best to have your stilettos , dildos,and roll of condoms packed on top. These things can be bought at your place of destination anyhow. One girl told me once, she did this. Put a note on top of her suitcase that said. ” Thanks for homeland security, Im going to have a great time in San fran!!” Funny shit ! HAha
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When traveling, no it doesn’t matter if you use priceline or hotwire. C’mon. This calls attention at the staff desk, They watch those rooms carefully to make sure you are out on time, etc. I know many that are treated like 2nd class citizens when they use these alotted rooms. You make 250 to 700 an hour. You can afford a 150 hotel room. Lets not get greedy for the love of God.
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When traveling, dont set up your hotel room like a budoir ` !! Danger will robinson!!
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Please don’t leave your dirty towels from other clients in the bathroom . DOnt leave empty condom/wrappers in the garbage for other men to see.
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ALways have a touring buddy. It’s fun, and it’s a little more safe. However, do not share a room, get an adjoining room. Too many men calls too much attention.
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Please dress with class when checking in,checking out, if going down to breakfast. Please don’t dress like a hooker when traveling. Just because you are an escort, doesn’t mean you are a hooker. They stand on the street corner. You don’t. It will call attention from staff. If you are in big metro cities, put your hair up, have a little bit of discression. In some cities, our industry is totally frowned upon. They coach the staff with pictures of internet escorts. Don’t worry about what cities. Just always be prepared and look like a civilian, not a floozy.
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Always tip the maids. Not for any reason other than, it’s very nice.
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Do not ever ask the maids for extra towels and washclothes,linens and so on. Sneak out and grab em.
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Drink lots of water and have healthy snacks to eat in between calls. Keep 2 hours open to have yourself a lunch break, and please dont answer to room service in your escorting attire. HAHA, someone did that once not thinking.. ( NO IT WASNT ME )
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Please don’t be cute and comply to a mans request to answer the door naked. For the love of fruitloops, i know a girl that did this once. The lady across the hall walked out of her room just at that time.
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Dont smoke in your room. Its gross. and smells bad.
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Dont stay in hotels that are small. Stay in ones that are very busy where business men are coming and going. Large chains.
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Small hotels. Stay away. Red roof inns, Embassy Suites. Red roofs are mostly constucted where anyone can see the 10 men a day entering and leaving your room. Dont do that. Embassy suites. I can’t explain, same thing, anyone can see the traffic coming in and out of your room. Days Inn, same story, depending on the set up of hotel.
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Dont tell your client where you are staying before your trip. Don’t tell them where you are staying and the room number . Tell them a little before appointment. HAve them call you when they are in the parking lot. Then tell them the room number.
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Don’t tell your gentlemen friend to sneak in the back door. Someone is always watching. This looks suspicious )
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Don’t tell your friends in that city where you are staying. You never know who your friends are in this industry.
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If you are attending meet n greets in the city , don’t drive your car there.
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When advertising for a certain city, Please refrain from ” HI, want some hot pussy ? Im staying in the Ohare airport area ” Just say, ” HI MR POLICEMAN, please come bust me ” Don’t advertise in 80 different places 2 times a day. ” You put a bad light on the girls that live and work there. Have a heart.
I am told by my friend ChitownPimp after he read my scrap copy of this ” Although, you could add…………When visiting Chicago, ask for CTP and he’ll show you the time of your life!!! lol ” Lord. Hahaha
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For the more experienced girl shouldnt have to advertise at all. when you get those emails that say, ” When are you coming back to chicago,san fran, or wherever, put them in a folder marked with that city. When you get 20 or more requests, travel there again and alert your gents. ( ask them first if you can save their email and do this ) (But Ciara, you said to never save emails ) No I didn’t. If you are getting busted honey, it isn’t because of emails they saw on your computer. They arrest you, then see them. LOL. They dont come in and say ” let me see your computer ” hahaha..
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Please dont call your men and let them know you are in town. They apparently dont give a rats ass if they didnt email ya and havent seen ya for 3 years.
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For the gents. A few rules of thumb:
-Don’t go to the hotel desk asking for Succulent Sara.(this has happened)
- If you’ve shorted her donation, please do not bring it back and leave it at the hotel desk marked Ciara. This has happened to me. I simply said it was for my daughters birthday.
- Dont call your provider from the lobby, saying HI DIRTY DONNA IM IN THE LOBBY, what room are you in ?
– Dont tell your hobby friends or ladies, where touring girls stay.
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I’ve reached my pinnacle, Packing for Albany now. blah. ( remember to email me if you want my touring travel secret Ciara007list of do’s and don’t to have a more discreet trip.
This one will be called Paranoia
So here goes : Some may not like it. I am not telling anyone not to screen. I am not telling anyone to not always be careful. I’m simply telling you, you are in an industry where hundreds of thousands can be made a year. If you aren’t making that, and want to be making that, well, then you are parnoid.
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The only person that gets busted, is the one that isn’t resourceful.
The only one that gets busted is the shoplifter always looking over the shoulder in a department store. The only theif that gets busted is the one that leaves evidence.
No matter what you do, yes you can get busted.
The one peave of mine is this incall/outcall bullshit question. Incall out of your home or hotel question. It makes me giggle.
It doesnt matter if your incall is in a hotel,
It doesnt matter if you incall is in a home
it doesnt matter if your incall is your private incall location.
It doesn’t matter if you do outcalls to a hotel.
Or A motel.
Or someones home.
It doesn’t matter if you have the word “rates” on your page.
It doesnt matter if you answer explicit emails with words like, escort, service, sex, etc.
It just doesn’t matter. If you are going to get busted, girl, it’s your time, and you are going to get busted.
Sure there are safe ways of doing it all. Research and find out the in’s and outs. It doesn’t matter how you are doing it, or where you are doing it. This industry is for the strong at heart and in mind. Wonder if wonder if.. wonder if you walked out the door today and got hit by a bus ? Everyday of life is a risk. Live it while you can. __________________________________
Many girls say to me
” Ciara Help me make more money”
“Ciara, where can i advertise ”
“Ciara look at my site and let me know what I Can do to make more money ”
” Ciara are my rates to high ?”
Being that I am the owner of a website, with now over 1400 girls on it, let me tell ya now, Over half of the girls have auto responders up. I started a poll on one of my other boards where there are over 900 gents and asked them if they find this irritating. out of 672 men that voted, 501 said its the most irritating thing ever. That is over half. It’s so robotic. Men are all about email contact and getting to know the personalities of ladies. Barbie went out with the 90’s. She doesn’t live here anymore. Men keep emailing til they get a real person.
Then in the autoresponder it says, ” Please email me all your info ”
CMON NOW.. you think men are going to email their info to a machine where they dont even know a real live female is sitting behind it ???? FRUIT LOOPS !! ____________________________
Many girls say ” omG heS A COP, he wont give me his info ” NO susie sunshine, he isn’t.
For the love of PETE! This does not mean they are a cop!! This means they are a husband, a business owner, a VIP, a businessman. They don’t want their info in the hands of someone that don’t know !! All because of one escort their lives go down the tubes ? You don’t NEED THEIR home address ? for fuck sakes, are you going there ? You dont need their drivers license number, (that cracks me up ) and YOU DONT NEED to know where they work. Most stings are set up through work places anyhow. If you have all the right programs and know how, you can screen secretly.
I’ve done it for ten years, in 20 different cities/states. It’s worked for me. You are no different than me. I havent had one luncatic or Le gent yet. Never a run in with either or.
Again, you need a keen, sharp mind for this industry. If you don’t have one. Do something else.But you cant go around accusing every man of being a cop for the love of God.
Over the Christmas/new years holidays, I received 5 emails from men, telling me how disappointed they were that no escort they mailed got back to them over the holidays. One guy even said, he emailed over 30 girls.
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Most men that are new to the hobby don’t know what to say in email. So don’t ignore them. Write back a nice letter- ” Im sorry, some of those questions, I just cant answer, can you please call me so I can get a better idea of what you are looking for ” personality is in the voice. You will be able to tell if he’s legit or not. But why ignore it ?
His and hers emails IN CAPS
This is the tricky part. ESPECIALLY IF USING YAHOO. YAHOO IS THE WORST EMAIL IN THIS WORLD TO HAVE. IT’S LIKE YAHOO TOOK THE SHORTBUS TO THE WORLDWIDE WEB WHEN IT COMES TO SPAM CRAP.
MANY YAHOO EMAILS END UP IN THE BULK FOLDER. IN WHICH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU HAVE TO GO INTO OPTIONS,HIT SPAM, ETC. AND TURN IT ON. THEN CLICK SAVE THIS EMAIL FOR ONE MONTH BEFORE DELETING.
MANY MEN SAY : SHE NEVER EMAILED BACK. I BET SHE DID IF YOU LOOK IN YOUR BULK FOLDER.
MANY GIRLS SAY : HE NEVER EMAILED BACK. WHAT A GAME PLAYER. OPEN YOUR BULK FOLDER SHERLOCK. HE’S PROBABLY THERE ALONG WITH 80 OTHER CLIENTS WISHING TO MAKE AN APPT WITH YOU LAST MONTH.
GIRLS, DO NOT PUT LINKS TO REVIEWS, PICS, ETC IN YOUR SIGNATURE LINE, OR LITTLE CUTE SMILEYS. THEY AREN’T CUTE. YAHOO AND MANY EMAIL SERVERS READ HTML AS SPAM AND GOES RIGHT TO THE JUNK FOLDERS, THE SPAM EATTING MONSTERS, THE SPAM FOLDERS AND BULK. TAKE THEM OUT AND A MAN IS MORE LIKELY TO RECEIVE YOUR EMAILS IN THEIR INBOX.
HOTMAIL
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CHECK YOUR JUNK FOLDERS.
AOL
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CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDERS
OK IM TIRED FROM TYPING IN CAPS
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Anyhow.
There are many ways for you girls to screen secretly. Although I’d love to sit on your lap and actually teach you how to do this. I can’t. What I can do is mail you out my ‘Ciara007 secret screening tips ” Its helped many so far ! And when I’m in Chicago for my chicago blog party.. I want everyone to bring their laptops.. Cause at the end of the night we are going to MY room for a lesson or three on how to screen and be safe. I feel Chicago is the most high alert city. So bring your lappy tops. If you don’t have one, I will have three there. if you are emailing me for my Ciara007 list, make sure you send me your site, or eros ad so I know you are a legit escort. Also, your home address, where else you work, and your drivers license number.. See, how do ya like it ? YOu ain’t givin me that shit are ya ? HAHAH
to be continued. Cause I have someone at the door.
1- You do not reply to every Tom, dick, and harry that says they can take your pictures for you. Just because someone owns a digital camera, does not mean that are a photographer or that they have your best interest at heart.
2- Google Professional Photographers in (city) your area.
3- Make sure they have a studio, and no, this doesnt mean an empty bedroom in their home. I have an office in my home. This does not mean I have an offfice in some corporate building. It’s a vacant bedroom. LOL
4- Make sure their email is joeschmoe@myphotostudio.com ( or their server ) .meaning.They have a site with their Portfolio, and an email that matches it.
5- Check out other escorts or girls in the industry he has photographed. Perhaps even email these girls and get a reference on him if you can.
6- Make sure his models arent all in the same style. You don’t want your pics to look like all the other girls in your area. You want to stand out.
7- when taking pics- refrain from nudity, fingers in your cookie, etc. Men look for style and grace. Ya seen one cookie ya seen them all. If ya want weirdos and free pic mongers, by all means.. Shove a beer bottle up there if you wish. However, A pro will not take these sort of pics unless he caters to porn stars.
8-Make sure his replies to your emails are free flowing and consistant. No one cares that he has shoots in LA, NYC and Toronto. A pro wants your business and will sit on top of his emails.You dont want to be just another subject to him or another one of his jobs.
9-you are paying for the photos. DO NOT LEAVE HIS STUDIO without your discs. These are YOUR photos, you paid him for them. Any professional photographer will have his computers hooked up in his studios. I have three Pro photographers. And this is how they all work.
10- if you dont like your pics the first time. DO NOT GO BACK AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SESSION. find someone else. A pro will know how to capture the real you after 15 minutes in his studio. You have already exuded to him a personality. He should know how to capture it.
Ps/ If any girls wants the name of my photographer.. Email me .
web designers…
Now here is a crash course and if you are a GOOD web designer reading this, you will not get mad. If you suck..Its rightfully ok for you to get mad.
First lets talk about what a web designers job is.
He/she designs your site.
well, big deal, my 14 yr old can design your site too!! this does not make a good designer simply because he is proficient in html. 5th graders are learning html in computer labs at school !
Your web designer charges you for many things.
Make sure your template is different and stands out from the rest. A great example is www.highheelsdesigns.com. Look at her portfolio of accounts. Every girls site is different. you’d never know the same designer made them all
If you pay your designer for updates, it is their responsibility to do so. Pick a date during the month and send out all your updates ,banner exchanges etc for them to update on that same day every month.
# # # # addendum from Chicagoareaescorts staff
FTP username and password is important but it is slight in comparison to control of your domain name. If you allow someone else to sign and administer it, you are at their mercy. A site has two things… a domain name (maintained through a registrar such as Godaddy.com) and a host (ie ipowerweb.com).
A domain name is property and you and only you should own and administer it. Doing so is quite easy and very affordable… about $10 per year.
Domain Name Signing 101
Take for instance Godaddy.com. At the site, type in a domain name you want. If available, you effect the purchase by filing out the info and paying for it with a credit card. Be careful to provide an email address that you will always have (this is how your registrar will contact you with things such as reminders to pay when due). Once you have a domain name, administering it is as easy as logging in with your username and password and doing what you need to do at the control panel. An example is modifying your DNS info. This is how when someone clicks a link or types your URL into the address bar of their browser, they get the files comprised by your site (DNS info is your host’s server). The specific DNS info is provided by your host when you sign up. It is just two small names that you paste into the appropriate text box when logged into your registrar account. Making your WHOIS info private is also a very simple matter to do yourself… you do it from the control panel at your registrar (what you see when you are logged in). You can do a lot of important things with your control panel and YOU should do them.
Web Hosting in Brief 101
Your hosting account is also something you should own and maintain. It is very easy to sign up for one. There are a plethora of good hosts and for a text/graphics site (most are), it shouldn’t cost more than $10 per month. Once you have your host, you have your FTP username and password (afterall you created it). You can allow your webmaster access by giving it to him/her or even setting up an FTP account for them through the control panel. Be sure when signing up to supply an email address that you will have for a long time to come. That is where payment reminders are sent.
In General
Webmasters come and webmasters go… depending on their abilities and customer service, how you are as a client, price, budget, etc. Owning and administering your domain name and hosting account keeps control in your hands and saves you money in the process. For a registrar, I recommend Godaddy.com (avoid the extras when signing up). Webair.com is an outstanding host. It is $10 per month for a basic plan. Bounceweb.com is also pretty good. There it will cost you about $5 per month (but customer services is not as good as webair.com).
Learn to use FTP to make a site copy
It is VERY easy and the way you will want to make a copy of your site. WSFTP is a good one. To use, what you need is your ftp host name (ie… ftp.mydomain.com), your username and your password. It is just like using windows explorer (you are looking at directories and files). The panel on the left shows your hard drive and the one on the right shows your content on the server. To transfer files back and forth, you select them and press the appropriate arrow. It is just that easy.
Marketing aka SEO
In regard to marketing… there is a WHOLE lot more to it than what is mentioned. That gets into SEO and it is not reasonable to expect a web designer to place you well into the search engines during design and implementation. SEO is a process, not an event. Depending on how competetive is your search space, there can TONS of work to place a site. SEO is also something not many web designers truly understand. There are many who think they know it. Some really do but most do not. An easy way to tell is to look for where their sites are placed. If their only “claim to fame” is their site comes up first when searching for “kukla fran and ollie webmasters”, so what? That is not a competitive search space. A much more telling thing to check is where do they place when searching for something broader and widescale. I could write volumes about SEO. Bottom line is se placement is another category of service. Your webmaster should indeed be familiar with the onsite factors and incorporate them but actual strong placement is a process that requires varying degrees of action as a function of how competitive is your search space. It also takes time to do it right and obtain lasting results
Girls, when you get pretty handy dandy on the internet, here are some thing to never do. You are violating safety and discression on your hobby male friends/clients.
top 10 no no’s of invading privacy
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1-Never join a gentlemens yahoo 360 blogs.
Wonder if his work finds it cause he’s blogging illegally. His wife, his girlfriend. Many men don’t know how to clearn their internet trails. Or if they do, they really don’t. There is like 5 places to clear them from.
2- Never cold call your client.
Wonder if his girlfriend or wife is around? Wonder if he’s with a work associate ? Why do you have his number anyhow ? Never save ANY GENTS Number. There is an old saying in the biz. ” They don’t pay you to stay , they pay you to leave. ” This means men will call you, they will email you when they want to see you.
3- Never email your clients.
They don’t give a rats ass if you will be in their city that day. Put an ad out. All avid hobbyists watch the sites. All avid hobbyists watch your calendar. If they want to see you. They will email YOU. You dont know if they are emailing from home, work , or their sons dorm room. Never know whos around when they are innocently emailing. Again ” They dont pay you to stay, they pay you to leave . ”
4- Never have your boyfriend/husband call you from his company phone to your phone number you use for escorting.
All companies frequently look up phone numbers of frequently called numbers. Your man could lose his job over this or be brutally harassed at work for calling escorts on company time.
5- Never go to a clients house if he is married or in a relationship.
Mind you, most men wont tell you that.Some do. I don’t care if he says his wife is vacationing in Belfast. She does have family or friends that may come over unannounced. Or the neighbors will snitch.
6- Never give your clients a personalized gift from you if he’s married or attached.
If you are buying him a gift make sure its basic. So he can say, he bought it himself or a co-worker gave it to him .
7- Never tell your client to print out your address.
How does he explain it to his wife because he mistakenly left it in his gym bag ?
8- Always delete a clients info as soon as your appointment is over.
There is NO reason to save it !!!
9- Never print out emails from clients and save them in a shoebox under your bed.
Are you an idiot?
10- If handing out business cards to clients or at a meet n greet.
Please make them as if they are for gift baskets, resume writing, web design etc. Please don’t put on there
11- For the Love of Soup and all that is Holy !!!
Someone just told me that there is a traveling provider they saw over two years ago who send automated phone calls to my home phone and still does whenever she comes around. ( A note from Ciara, Your vagina is NOT as hot as you think it is. You are an idiot !)
We see 3-5 men a day and make 3,000 to 5 grand a week.
- yes we do - but they are the 3-5 we pick out of 300 - 500 bullshit emails A DAY!( I wont mention the 50-70 idiotic calls we get a day )
We marry rich wealthy men.
No we don’t. We are independent woman that don’t need rich wealthy men. We already have everything they can give us. We maybe fall in love with them, because of who they are. Not what they are.
We make 200-800 an hour tax free
- Think again babe. Many of us have a cast of stars . Their names are Earl the tax attorney, Fred the accountant, Max, the Financial planner, and Emory, the investor. Lets not forget about, Leroy or criminal defense lawyer we keep on retainer just in case.
Our middle name is Gucci, Prada and we live on line at Sax !
- I’ll tell you after I throw away my purse I’ve been carrying for the past three years and when im done ordering my stuff off of Ebay. Target and Walmart are my friends !
Oh you say we stay at 200-300 hotels to provide our.. Friendship? ?
Try again, we know owners, partners in the chain. ( and no, we didn’t blow them idiot ) We live on Priceline and cut our coupons like any civilian.
You come and go as you please and have a great life !
Yeah!! Ill get back to you on that after I clean up from dinner, take the boy to hockey practice, make sure my son went to get his new tires, take out the dog, re-do the laundry cause I forgot I threw in a load 2 days ago, and vacuum my house, and get my uniform out of the dryer, the dryer that needs to be fixed next Tuesday. Along with the Mortgages that are due on my three other properties.
No, there aren’t no sugar daddy’s in this industry. Get back into the 80’s when there was such a thing. Treat people like you want to be treated.Not like a dog.
Sure you can go to the mall every Wednesday cause Hank, Peter and Sal are coming next week so you can make your rent. Honey, Hank had to fly out of town with work, Peter cancelled cause his wife stayed home from work and Sam, Sam emails all the girls and is always a no call/ no show. But Im glad you went to the mall because that nice warm woolen sweater will keep you warm on the corner when your ass is evicted.
No my lingerie isn’t from Victorias and any fancy schmancy store !! JcPenney and Burlingtons is the way to be. How would I afford Hollister and Abercrombie for the kids.. Cmon now ! Priorities!
Why yes ! Traveling is wonderful.We sit and wait for our flights patiently while we are peeling grapes. ( that hails from Tori of Atlanta ) LOL . After I confirm my itenirary, Clean my house, kennel the pets, pay the sitter, pay the house watcher, pack my suitcase, remember my PDA and charger, remember my phone charger,remember my back up phone, pack my supplies, gather up the laptop. As well as making sure I Remembered the Stillettos for Ned, the school girl outfit for Frank, and answer the email from Ted that asked me if I can stop at exit 9 in Erie, Pa. on my way to Cleveland. After all this, I’ll let you know what god damn color my grapes are !
No we don’t live in the richest neighborhoods and drive the best cars money have to buy. We have to keep SOMEWHAT of a low profile.
Escorts dont have the know-how or brains to do anything else
- I know many ladies that have a career and juggle everything else too!
Escorts use all their money for drugs and alcohol.
Perhaps they do- but those are the girls that you are trying to find, and their ads have disappeared.
Escorts have a great sex life ! I want to be an escort so I can have sex all day !
We don’t have sex all day. Escorts are escorts. We do escort men to dinners, parties etc. Many men want to see us for companionship. Many men believe that intercourse is cheating. They won’t have intercourse. They want someone to talk to. Not all sessions are of hot illicit sex.
All escorts will do anything I ask.
WRONG- We arent robots- we do what we feel comfortable with.
All escorts come from a disfunctional family, disfunctional background.
This is not so! We are all happy, healthy people that do this because we love to meet men. We love the benefits and the freedoms that this brings to our lives and yours.
Escorts have their children taken away from them - they’ve never been married- they dont have significant others and they don’t have friends. Therefore they are around round the clock to answer my emails and phone calls.
Try again Buster brown.. we have very real lives, just like yourself.
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Now excuse me while I go get some soup on the table for my guest. It’s pretty cold here in Buffalo NY you know.
What do I tell my family ? What do I tell my friends? How do I hide it ? Why worry ? Are they the ones paying your bills and supporting you in life ? Will they put you through school? Fuck em ! Give em the answers they want to hear !
(For the career girl):
You have a job already ? A career. Some other form of income. Well, thats how you hide it !)But those of you that don’t work..Theres some for you here as well.
1- I bought this off of my friend at work that’s moving out of town, really cheap!
2- I bought my Gucci purse at a garage sale ! Can ya believe it ?
3- Where did I get my new car ? I went to a police auction and it was a steal !!
A- I leased it, it’s only 150 a month
B- Its through my company
C- Well you are fucking nosey aren’t you?
4- Why do you go to the ob/gyn and get std testing all the time ?
A- to be healthy
B- Cancer runs in my family
C- I was with your man 2 years ago
5- What do you mean I can’t afford my own house ?
It’s alot cheaper than me paying rent. Besides, I’m a first time homeowner. I get many perks ! I’ve been saving for a house forever and my closing was only 3500.00. I’m really broke now, can I borrow some money ? ( And don’t pay them back. They need to pay for being so nosey )
6- Why do I go to the gym ??
A- Because, hey, Im not no spring chicken anymore and they have a great special!
B- I want to keep in shape !
C- I dont want to end up like you!!!
7- Thank you for the compliment on my nails-
They arent expensive, only 20 bucks, wanna go with me next time? It looks like you have a weeks work of lunchmeat under those thing
8- I just found this couch out at the curb in ( richest suburb.) Its amazing the amount of money people make and just throw it away !
9- Why do you question me all the time on my money ? For the love of fruitloops, do you think I am a hooker or something ????
10- My new laptop was only 500 from Dell.
11- I just got a new credit card !
12- I’ve been traveling alot lately because I’m thinking of moving out of this damn state ! There isn’t anything for me.
A- Because I’ve never traveled before and AAA and Priceline make it cheap
B- My work sends me to do interviews and seminars
C- Are You jealous cause your broke ass can’t travel?
13- I don’t answer my phone when you are around because I Hate interuptions !
A- I keep getting these prank calls and they are annoying
B- They are asking for Habeeb who used to have this number
C- You haven’t answered your phone lately either Mother Fucker
Wait til you see the ticket prices for that ! HAHA.. That wasn’t my idea- Some girls from NJ/NYC that want me to open an agency called.. ” I GOT YO GIRLZ ” .. Long funny story. Perhaps another blog.. Can ya stand it ? 
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